A Day Out in London – Skin Check, St James’ Park and the Solar Eclipse

While I was in Marseille I wore a couple of dresses that exposed more of my back than usual and my husband commented on how many moles I now have. I have always been a moley person (my mum used to tell me they were beauty spots) but the blemishes on my back have definitely multiplied over the past decade. Some are big blotches, a couple of centimetres across. I started Googling, usually a mistake with anything medical, and it seemed likely that these were seborrheic keratosis. I did try to book a GP appointment in hope of being referred to a dermatologist but my GP surgery told me they had no capacity to deal with any more queries that day. I decided to book a private mole check with The Mole Clinic at London Bridge costing £195. Like most people, I tend to put off medical appointments so booked for the very next day so as not to give myself the opportunity to procrastinate. The initial appointment is booked with a nurse and, if they see anything concerning, it is referred to one of their doctors.

Stripping off in front of a medical professional can feel very uncomfortable but the nurse was reassuring and explained the process in detail. There is a video on The Mole Clinic’s website which lets the patient know exactly what to expect from their examination. You strip down to your underwear and the nurse checks every mole and mark. He/she asks if there are any moles concealed by the underwear that the patient would like checked. The nurse that I saw was very professional and thorough. She told me that she didn’t see anything that gave her cause for concern. She confirmed that the marks on my back are indeed seborrheic keratosis. These are otherwise known as age spots or, rather depressingly, barnacles as they have a stuck on appearance. They pose no risk to health but they can be removed but not on the NHS as it would be a cosmetic procedure. The whole appointment lasted for around half an hour and I would recommend this service. I left with some literature on how to check your own skin for abnormalities. The Mole Clinic recommend having a professional skin check every two years.

It was a stunningly beautiful day and it seemed a pity to just go home and spend my afternoon off doing housework. There is nowhere better than beautiful London on a sunny day. I took the Northen then Jubilee line and went to St James’ Park, one of my favourite places. In the early 1990s I worked near the park and would sit and sunbathe during my lunch break. Flowery culottes were in fashion and I had a couple of rather short pairs. I remember my boss sternly asking if I was wearing shorts to the office. I didn’t seem to worry about things as much then, I probably just laughed it off. My daughter is now exactly the same age that I was then and has just started her first job in London . I thought about my younger self as I strolled around the park and I can’t remember the last time I felt so relaxed. Winston Churchill’s war rooms are near by as is the The Household Cavalry Museum, both places I plan to visit soon. If you only visit one of the Royal Parks then this is probably the best choice, a stone’s throw from Buckingham Palace.

St James’ Park, Westminster Abbey, Horse Guards Parade

After a little while the day became scorching, I had sun cream but no hat so thought it was probably time to head home. I did walk to Westminster Abbey with the thought of maybe looking around inside, something I haven’t done in years, but it was far too busy. I helped a young mum up the escalators at the Tube station with her two tiny children, her little boy dressed head to toe in Spiderman clothing right down to his shoes and backpack. The mum told me she had a five hour train journey home – rather her than me!

This was the day of the solar eclipse. Of course I didn’t have the viewing glasses, like every other person in the UK I discovered that Amazon could only deliver the day after it was all over. I took a colander and piece of paper out with me but soon abandoned that method and watched the whole thing with my iPhone camera pointed over my shoulder. Afterwards my son told me this is a great way to ruin the camera but mine seems fine. It was a lovely view over my village rooftops but the eclipse was, dare I say, underwhelming. It became a little darker and that was about it.

So a busy and thoroughly enjoyable solo day in the sunshine.

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Samantha

Another Birthday Comes and Goes

June is my birthday month , I am not a person who makes a big fuss about my birthday but I do like to have the day off work. Unfortunately, this year, my colleague was away on holiday (what a cheek) so I found myself working, from home as always. Fortunately it was quiet for once and I did pop out for lunch with my husband, we went to a pub called The Plough in a beautiful Kent village called Ivy Hatch. Eating out has become so expensive now, we both had a small glass of wine and a burger & chips and the bill was almost eighty pounds.

The Saturday before I had met a friend and we had afternoon tea at The Wolseley in Piccadilly. I hadn’t been to The Wolseley before and I probably wouldn’t go again simply because it was so packed and noisy I could hardly hear my friend. The tables are set very close together in order to fit in as many customers as possible I expect. Afternoon tea was about £50 and was pretty average but also half the price of many of the posh London hotels. I popped into Fortnum and Mason, which is just a few doors along, on my way home and was staggered at how much everything cost yet there were long queues of tourists at every till. It reminded me a little of the gift shops you have to walk through when exiting anything at Disney. I resisted the overpriced tea towels and mugs. I enjoyed people watching during my walk back to Charing Cross station in the afternoon sunshine and that was free.

I also went out for a pizza with another friend and have another pub lunch arranged for this week so perhaps I make more of a fuss about my birthday than I am keen to admit. I chose my own gifts from my family, all from John Lewis just because it is easier, some Clarins Serum, eyeshadow from Nars and earrings from a brand called Ottoman Hands in a gold hoop style set with a little green crystal. My daughter sent me a lovely personalised card from Moonpig decorated with photos of the two of us together over the years. A friend in Australia sent me some plum soap which smells delicious and some cute little flower earrings. All lovely gifts which I will use and appreciate.

On the evening of my birthday I visited my parents. My dad always chooses the prettiest birthday cards, I always keep cards from my parents and children. Mum, of course, had no idea that is was any sort of occasion and just told me to Bugger Off which is her unfortunate new catchphrase. Not everyone in their fifties, or at any age, has their parents still around so I try to look on the bright side.

So another year older, a few more wrinkles despite the various lotions and potions I apply twice a day. I am still resisting the Botox! All in all I am very lucky, not everyone is fortunate enough to reach their mid (not quite late – yet) fifties or to spend their birthday with friends and famiy.

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Samantha

A Day Out in London – The Mall Galleries, Royal Society of Portrait Painters 2026 Exhibition

I have often walked past the Mall Galleries but never been inside so was delighted when a friend suggested we visit. Tickets to the Royal Society of Portrait Painters 2026 Exhibition were just seven pounds which was an absolute bargain. The galleries are a few minutes walk from Charing Cross. We were so fortunate that our arrival coincided exactly with the parade for the State Opening of Parliament. We had the best view from the front looking down the Mall towards Buckingham Palace, the rain was pouring and we were absolutely freezing but there was such a happy atmosphere with the band playing. It was a bit surreal to see a carriage go by with the royal mace sticking out of it like a delivery truck with an ironing board hanging out of the window.

Much of the work at the gallery is for sale, if I had a spare five thousand pounds I would have loved to have bought Tess is Reading (below)by David Orrin Smith or even commissioned him to paint a portrait of my own daughter. The  Royal Society of Portrait Painters does offer a commission service

There were portraits of so many different styles and mediums on display including many by Chinese artists from Shengxinyu Art, in fact these were some of my favourites. The pieces on display are selected by a jury of artists. Some have won the 2026 award Royal Society of Portrait Painters awards.

Below is a portrait of Professor Ranee Thakar by Alastair Adams. Initially I thought this was a photograph, the detail is incredible.

Below: Ladyswood by Richard Foster. How wonderful to have a family portrait like this. I am not sure who is the mother and who is the daughter though.

Below: Self-Portrait in Lockdown by Paul Newton, painted by the artist during the Covid epidemic he looks thoughtful and rather sad.

Below: The Distance – also known as Departure for Malta by Jing An Look at the ay the silver bangles are painted, it is incredibly detailed.

I took lots of photos as my dad is actually a very accomplished painter, of landscapes rather than portraits and I knew he’d be interested to see the different works.

If I am every in a position to invest in some art the Mall Galleries would be my first stop, you can view what they have for sale on their website. I have signed up to be notified of future exhibitions at the Mall Galleries and am already looking forward to my next visit.

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Samantha

A Day Out in London – Titanique at The Criterion Theatre

I had been searching for a show to go and see, I looked through the various “Things To Do In London” websites but wasn’t feeling very inspired and so many tickets are now over two hundred pounds. A friend said she had loved Titanique, showing at The Criterion Theatre in Piccadilly Circus. I booked tickets for myself and a friend costing about £110 each. Before heading over to the theatre we had dinner at our favourite Covent Garden restaurant Buns and Buns. It always feels lovely to be in this part of London on a warm evening.

Titanique is a musical spoof of James Cameron’s 1998 blockbuster Titanic based on the fated 1912 maiden voyage where approximately fifteen hundred poor souls lost their lives including my great great uncle, Alfred Maytum who was one of the butchers on board. I am always a bit unsure about the ethics of comedy based on tragedy but I supposed over one hundred years have passed and it was an accident rather that an act of war or something worse.

The gist of the show is that Celine Dion visits a Titanic exhibition and reveals that she was on board. This of course is impossible as she was born in 1968 as the other visitors point out. She insists she was a passenger on the vessel and witness to the romance between Jack and Rose. She then proceeds to enthusiastically sing her greatest hits. The whole premise is, quite frankly, delightfully bonkers. Celine is currently played by Astrid Harris. Harris is much more statuesque than Dion but, facially she looks uncannily similar and the wig designer got the hair spot-on. Harris has an amazing voice and something about the exaggerated, raunchy way she moves just made me laugh so much. My friend and I were probably the only straight people in the audience and the young man next to me was so friendly during the interval asking me what my favourite Celine Dion songs are, what other musicals I have seen etc. He recommended Hades Town. It was his and his boyfriend’s third time of seeing Titanique and they were laughing so much it was really quite infectious.

The iceberg is personified in the show by Ryan Carter. For some inexplicable reason The Iceberg is also Tina Turner with blue hair and Carter belts out “River Deep-Mountain High” in a glittery mini-dress. By this point I really was wondering if I had accidently ingested some psychedelic substance.

My friend didn’t enjoy the show so much describing it as a being pantomime-like and she isn’t really wrong. Rose’s mother was the dame played by Carl Mullaney. After a while it did all just start to feel a bit absurd. There are some genuinely hilarious moments, the mocking of Jack’s drawing skills, Rose’s mother being so broke that she had to shoot pigeons in Trafalgar Square to decorate her hat. The Heart of the Ocean necklace, famously featured in the film, is ridiculously huge in the show and Cal boasts that he bought it at Claire’s Accessories. I see that you can actually buy a copy of this necklace for seven pounds on Amazon!

I can see why Titanique has a cult following a little like The Rocky Horrow Show. I enjoyed it, laughed a lot but once was enough.

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Samantha